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Young retard injects himself with... Butterflies?
Author Comment: Is that like... heroin? And why are kids doing this?
A "trend" where people crush butterflies, and inject their remains into their blood was proven fatal for a 14 year old retard in South America. I don't know why he did it, but he died, and got a lesson taught to him, and hopefully, others. Apparently, the Brazillian retard named "Big Asian Looking Fucker Who Looks Worse Than Bush's Presidency", or Davi Nunes Moreira suffered for about a week before dying. He mixed the dead butterfly with some water, and had been throwing up and limping before being carried to the hospital, but soon after, died. What a loser. Doctors said that it was caused by an allergic reaction, an infection, or just being retarded to the point where he couldn't eat or sleep, and was neglected by his parents.
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